"What’s your favorite thing about her?""Her intelligence.""What’s a time that she really impressed you with her intelligence?""Every single day. She’s the CFO of my company."



my best friends name is elsa and today she said “i wish people would stop asking me if i wanna build a fucking snowman”


this didn’t happen in the books


What I’d Wear : The Outfit Database
(source : Stockholm Streetstyle )


if you don’t support gay marriage, you have no right to consume gay porn.

done and done.




mirror mirror on the wall what the fuck am i doing with my life

It has to rhyme

i said i don’t know what im doing with my life.. do u think i have the time to come up with a rhyme


No one asked, at any point, if Mitt Romney might give up on his presidential ambitions because he wanted to spend more time with his litter of grandkids. Fuck, no one even asked in 2012 if Tagg Romney would do less on the campaign trail because he just got two new babies. No one asked because not only did no one care, but because everyone assumed that things would go on as normal because that’s what the fuck people do, men, women, grand or otherwise. The only reason anyone is talking about this is because Hillary Clinton has lady parts. And, no matter how you wanna sputter, “But…no,” it comes out sexist.